Sloppy Theo

Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.

I mean, yeah, Aunt Greta isn’t coming back, but fuck, dude, I get a Sloppy Theo! Who gives a shit?

by kidekii April 13, 2024

Doggo-Theist

The idiot's religion. Would literally murder children if the Bible or Quran told him to do so. Completely indoctrinated and usually is anti-veganism because he believes God created animals for him to factory farm. Probably doesn't believe in science or vaccines and thinks the earth is literally 6000 years old and flat because it says so in his book.

Yeah, Todd is a real doggo-theist, I'd steer clear of him or he might try to steal your foreskin.

by jerry3242 June 24, 2024

enslaved Theo

Trapped in the sex dungeons of his mum and dad. They use his brother’s bathroom and handcuff him to the radiator. His sister comes in and fingers him with her 5 inch nose.

Let’s get that enslaved Theo, he needs a good pounding

by The rays July 3, 2024

Lucy Theiss

Someone with the MOST GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL ASS EVER

Woah! Lucy Theiss has that gyatt!

by lover_of_friends March 10, 2025

down town theo

When you eat a girl out after she shits

Yo you look like down town Theo!
How'd you know bro?

by Notarealrocker March 3, 2017

kylie and theo

cutest pair ever, both of them are like the opposite of eachother but they tend to know how to be together as one. They tend to love eachother as much as they love themselves. Both of them are blind to know that but sooner or later they’d be able to know their feelings towards eachother. Theo likes playing with girls hearts and easily break up with them. But kylie, knows how to handle theo well and can make theo realize that kylie is the only one for him.

girl (1) - omg i want to be them so much
girl (2) - the best pair ever
boy (1) - kylie and theo are the cutest pair ever

by Martyr12 June 16, 2019

The law of Theo

The chance of something you want to happen might happen can be calculated

% = __________1________ X 100

2 + people you've told

Dude weren't you going to buy that house you told us about?
Well it didn't go in our favor after telling the whole neighourhod about our Ideas, The law of Theo you know....

by gowk_ February 25, 2020