beat the willy

To jack off real good big fella

last night i beat the willy

by psychosis098 December 14, 2016

Tant-willie

On a hot summer day when your tant is very sweaty and nasty. Rub your finger to get all of the scank and then insert it into a friends ear. Like as in a "wet-willie"

Tyler just got done telling that story were he fucked my mom. So I gave him a nice tant-willie. Ummmmm

by Chef Joe August 14, 2010

willy farmer

Well, it's someone whose livelihood revovles around the cultivation and sale of phalae.

"that rags, he's a willy farmer by name and nature. doesn't get many subsidys for it though."

by Geraldine the Cabbage May 2, 2003

Willy Dogging

The act of reving ones engine immediately after starting, and right before shutting off the vehicle. Causing the exhaust to sound loud and draw attention to the vehicle.

-"Dude did you hear that car? it sounds cool"

-"Nah he was just willy dogging it"

by ThatGuyYouMet May 15, 2011

jilly willy

A person who likes to be lit and is annoying

Wow jilly willys being really lit right now

by Xoraexo November 9, 2017

willy whip

The act of smacking a bitch in the face with your willy/cock/penis. Preferably leaving a mushroom shaped mark, thus owning the victim for life. Usually done in a take that sorta of way.

Ha, I was right you were wrong, now ya get a willy whip.

by The Holy Diving Troll June 13, 2014

Beer Willy

When after consuming 10+ pints, one cannot perform the sexual act due to his inability to get an erection

i tried to give her some, but i had beer willy.

by John Davey December 9, 2003