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Poser

The girl was a poser from another town, but still called other people not from the town she was in yuppies. She didn't want to be known as one of them, or as being with them.
by The Original Agahnim June 29, 2021
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poser

A derogatory word for someone a certain person does not particularly like. Used to show how much person a knows about the "scene" by insulting person "b".
Person B: Hey! Do you like Taking Back Sunday?
Person A: Oh my god. You are so lame. Taking Back Sunday isn't cool.
Person B: ...
Person A: And are those Converse? Don't you know everyone wears Vans? You're such a poser.
Person B: *slits wrists in the bathroom*
by powertrash July 28, 2008
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poser

an enemy of the celery.

a funny one though
celery: "hey look, its the posers"
other celery: "i wonder if the'll come to entert- i mean to annoy us"
by lovelyhatz May 17, 2023
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pince-nez president poser

Refers to an assistance-related question --- either a request for a favor or an offer to provide help yourself --- regarding a slightly "cranky" subject dat da person whom you're approaching might otherwise feel annoyed/embarrassed to be queried about; you therefore "soften the blow" by humorously "packaging" your question as a knock-knock joke, and using da first name of dat geeky-lookin' Prez wif da round-rimmed spectacles as da name of da "visitor" in da joke.
Here are da two “classic” ways dat ya would smilingly employ da “pince-nez president poser” to hopefully lessen da distress dat your listener would likely feel to be asked said question:
To ask da person for his assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow be reasonably able to ___ for me sometime in da next few days?”
Or to offer da person your own assistance:
“Knock, knock…”
”Who’s there?”
“Woodrow!!!”
”Woodrow, who?”
“Woodrow like me to ___ for you occasionally, if it’s reasonably convenient for both of us?”
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
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poser

Someone who wears clothing to look like they're something they aren't
Andrew: Holy crap dude did you see chris's new skater shoes.

Logan: Yea he's a total poser.
by lotubs8 October 26, 2009
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peter poser

Typical kid who takes pictures of all his dad’s cars to impress girls because he has a little penis
Look at that Peter Poser at it again on instagram
by Skeetman337 June 19, 2018
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Cha-poser

Someone who watches only commercials for the "Chapelle's Show" and uses quotes from it.
by Kremer June 6, 2004
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