chocolate johnny

When you buttfuck someone with diarrhea.

Alternative term for shitdick

Dis unclean bitch gave me a “Chocolate Johnny”

by Luves2Spooge69 February 12, 2019

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johnny sankar

johnny is a friendly, caring, kind small boy. he is very involved in his church community and loves god with all his heart. although sometimes he is caught aining hard. not afraid to break it down on the dance floor. overall a great guy to be around!

johnny sankar is a pretty great guy!

by evanainikal April 24, 2019

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Johnny Ballfart

Someone who should be elected president in 2024. Doesn't matter what their party is, or their belief, just vote for them in 2024.

Johnny Ballfart: "Make America Fart Again!"
Random U.S. citizen: "I'm voting for you in 2024!"

by Sneed2600 August 17, 2022

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Johnny Derp

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.

Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 20, 2023

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