closet child

1. A person who is overly imaginative but also an introvert and and could live in a closet.

2. The type of person that used to play in there closet as a child.

I am a closet child. Let me be with my people.

by TheOGCC November 7, 2019

Child stripper

This is something tragic like child labor, child neglect, child abuse, child murder, child abandonment, child rape, child marriage, child prostitution and child pornography,

This means a child that is a stripper

Can you see that child is a child stripper!

by 459395 February 19, 2022

Child Adult

Someone who is technically an adult but feels like they are a child still. Most common amongst recent college graduates.

Man 1: I'm such a Child Adult

Man 2: What's a Child Adult?
Man 1: I'm technically an adult...but feel like I should be in high school.

Man 2: I feel that

by iamaperson123456789 June 11, 2017

Popsicle Child

Popsicle child, (or popsicle baby) is a baby created from sperm that has previously been frozen for artificial insemination.

The lesbian couple down the street have a popsicle child.

by Thisisnotinstyle November 22, 2013

accoustic child

A really fucking slow kid who has adhd, and autism. A new innovative way of calling people dumbasses

Shut the fuck up Susan you accoustic child

by KillMeIHateAllYouFucktards January 8, 2018

Destiny’s Child

Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams’ former girl group.

There were rumours of a Destiny’s Child reunion, but Beyoncé’s dad said it wasn’t happening.

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 29, 2022

Floppy Child

slang term for a flaccid penis.

See also cock penis

Do you think my floppy child is small

I'm so excited i think i'll never see my floppy child again

I'm going to the shop to buy some viagra for my floppy child

by Flat4! + guests 09 September 27, 2009