Poop waffle

When you poop in the shower and you need to stomp it down the drain

My humongous shit made a massive poop waffle

by Eckel123 April 26, 2020

Waffle pants

The shitting of your pants where the shit feels and looks like waffle batter.

Man i was so sick i had a bad case of waffle pants.

by StingyZebra May 17, 2014

Waffle Bumps

Placing your cocaine into the crispy, golden traps of a waffle before taking a bump.

Noraa loves putting his cocaine into the tiny squares on a waffle before taking a morning bump, Yay waffle bumps!

by TheLemming November 15, 2015

blue waffle

Blue waffle is a vaginal abnormality caused by severe beatings at the hand of the man-stick, excessive ferocious poundings can results in grotesque flap growth resembling a waffly versatile potato waffle but also taking on a bluey-green colour. Often covered in sweaty fur as a result of the skanky mess who owns the vagina being crap at personal hygene.. mingers

I went down on this girl this one time, her blue waffle looked like an inside out foetus growing from within, I borked all over her keith burtons

by Biscuit Burton February 17, 2010

Blue Waffle

Nasty ass fungus vagina that resembles a blue waffle.

That girl has a nasty blue waffle.

by anthony charmichel June 23, 2009

waffling

Stupidity at its climax.

"That movie was waffling."

by SpookyOne August 23, 2004

Canadian Waffle

When a girl has maple syrup poured into her vagina, and has to queef it out onto waffles and eat them.

Yo, last night we dared mary to eat saras canadian waffle.

by Willy Mo Pena December 31, 2008