jaden van check

can i get a jaden van check

jaden van check

by jaden van November 25, 2020

get into my van

The last words that most children hear

These people r pedophiles.

They will give u nothing.

Man "get into my van. I have vbucks and robux. Just get into my van."

Retarded ass child "Ok sure." (picks nose and eats the booger)

Man rapes child.

by ARockWithLegs December 19, 2019

Shane van Alstyne

Shane van Alstyne's are a rare breed. They are so majestic in the bed with other men it is crazy. Although he normally lacks in package, he makes up with his naughty words and rough play with men. If you ever find yourself with a Shane van Alstyne, be ready for a good time.

Man1: Dude, I was with a Shane van Alstyne last night. He was so good
Man2: I can tell because of how sore you look.

by greene1564 February 17, 2020

nick van berkel

don't make fun of him.

but dont let him talk to you about somthing u already know. cuz chances are he will convince you he's right about somthing and change ur mind into beliveing somthing incorrect.

buddy 1: i just back fromt he doctor and he told me to take these pills

nick van berkel: nope u should this.

buddy 1: well when u put it that way, it makes sense. okay.

by cloverdale12345 July 12, 2010

Nhat van style

Nhat van style, definition of Nhat and "nhatty behaviour"- fast moving, joyful and lol

You were on a nhatty move this weekend, it made me think of Nhat himself. Thanks for living up to Nhat van style

by Bjørnar May 1, 2019

Greta Van Fuck

When a middle-aged Mom becomes a groupie of a boy toy band and constantly fantasizes about them whilst getting plowed by Dad.

Tonight, baby, you will be Jake as I Greta Van fuck you!

by Crandall Kiszka April 20, 2019

Van Wilder Syndrome

The overwhelming and depressing realization that university/college was an amazing time and would rather be pretending to go to class than sitting at home for the summer.

Man, im going through some serious Van Wilder Syndrome this summer

by Cheesussss May 18, 2011