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the title of this definition lol
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If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano 

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up
"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

The day when you shouldn't study 

May 4th 2021
It's star wars day and Mayday for the Greeks, so it's basically a sin to study on this day
-Hi , I have 3 assignments to hand in till the end of the week , I need to study today.
-HOW DARE YOU , it's the day when you shouldn't study , 04/05/21 star wars day AND Mayday , we don't study on this day.

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol
I don’t like Emily the Skechers worker like how my dad protect me during work lol

C.T.G. aka Carlo the Gangsta 

the first and the best female white rapper to come out of jersey
aka Carlo the Gangsta
ayoo, did yo hear bout tha gurl C.T.G. aka Carlo the Gangsta? she's mad good!

It doesn't matter in the dark. 

Among gay men, an acknowledgment that one is aroused by a third party's physique and/or certain body parts while simultaneously being turned off by other physical characteristics
"Did you see that guy in the locker room with the ten-inch dick? Too bad he was so ugly! Oh well, it doesn't matter in the dark."

You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor 

You're mixing X with Y and you don't even know how the Y affect the X and how the X affect the Y
"yo bid'n. Y'all white niggas dun no anythin'. There's a saying in ma community You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor"