shit in the bath 

1) to be very drunk
2) to do a fucked up action while you are drunk
3) to have a waterballoon fight while you are drunk

1) yooooo i was shittin in the bath yesterday
2) i heard vanessa shit in the bath the other day
3) YOO LETS GO SHIT IN THE BATH

shit in the bath by enoyel August 1, 2008

13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from

Pink's existential dilemma

I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.

13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from by Pink's crisis June 4, 2015

shit-on-the-wall 

(noun) A casual American chain restaurant where the interior walls are almost completely covered in busy, eclectic, kitschy, often discordant and erratically-arranged paraphernalia: pictures, photographs, artwork, license plates, road signs, sports equipment, antlers, newspaper clippings, Christmas lights, etc. Typically found in strip malls, shopping centers and restaurant parks. Cuisine tends to be pan-American. Examples: Chili's, Applebee's, TGI-Friday's, Bennigan's, Red Robin, Buca di Beppo, The Silver Diner, Cracker Barrel, Ruby Tuesday, Chevy's, Joe's Crab Shack, etc.

"Marie wanted to go to eat at this quaint little Italian bistro, but Dave had his heart set on one of those shit-on-the-wall places in Springfield Town Center."

shit-on-the-wall by victoire August 16, 2006

Oh Shit Its The Boss!

A phrase elicited during a sighting of one Bruce Springstein.

*hanging out after the show at the rear exit of the concert venue*

fan: Oh Shit Its The Boss!!

Oh Shit Its The Boss! by John Calvin Boone III March 26, 2009

SHIT HIT THE FAN

An idiomatic expression used to convey that something disastrous has occured.

The moment I saw the second plane hit the World Trade Center, I knew that shit had hit the fan.

SHIT HIT THE FAN by Brian T November 25, 2003

does a bear shit in the woods 

Sarcastic response to any question that has an incredibly obvious answer. The humor lies in that you're mocking the person who asked the question by jokingly asking a question that has an obvious answer. See "Is the Pope Catholic".

Joe: Is Julio Jones good at football?
Clayton: Does a bear shit in the woods?

does a bear shit in the woods by Bob_Sag25 September 6, 2009

shit on the street 

A term used to describe the surprising, yet amusing action of someone, who is out and about on the street, getting out a mat with the image of a kitten on it, crouching down and proceeding to shit on it as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

"Oh dear, look at him taking a shit on the street!"

shit on the street by John Keats December 9, 2008