Dennisovitsch Curse

When you are just hating people for no reason whatsoever.

Dude this guy David is such an idiot I don't like him. Without ever Talking to David would be a Dennisovitsch Curse.

by Expressed Sequence June 29, 2024

The Brektuliaktev Curse

The Brektuliaktev curse is quite possibly the worst curse of them all. Once infected, your life will start to crumble. Horrible events will ensue. You will feel it coursing through your veins. It is said that any man infected with the Brektuliaktev stands no chance, and it is indeed over for them.

You have now been infected with The Brektuliaktev Curse. It won’t be long now. I would so not want to be you rn.

by Knower of All Holy April 6, 2022

The Keve Curse

A current historical event, where a Boston native named Owen Keve is involved in the constant Boston Celtics home playoff losses as a spectator.

The Celtics lost another playoff game. The Keve Curse lives another day!

by breanie1812 April 24, 2024

The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.

Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.

by Gogie January 9, 2023

goose cursed

The act of getting fucked up. Be it THC abuse or by taking shots of Sunny Brook, the curse of the goose is upon you.

Man, i got so goose cursed last night i took my horn out and played it.

by Dr. Goose "Goosey" Cursed November 23, 2010

HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

Given: EARTHS BIGGEST PROBLEM...INVESTMENTS

waste of BAD non-performing INVESTMENTS.

As the world of HUMAN BEINGS is loaded with a tremendous amount of irresponsibility and INSTINCTUAL SPITE SELFISH GENE as the HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE is used in mnay DEVIUOUS DISHONEST MANNERS that the JUDGMENT CALLS and the JUSTICE SYSTEM shows by all the CAUSES in our society that favorable ways of viewing the UNFORTUNATE the HAVE NOTS even with their repercussions needs great reevaluation because EVERY SINGLE HUMAN BEINGS LIFE either earlier or later in LIFE " AS GUARANTEE TO HAVE A "FAMINE" so a "A CHARITY , EVEN BY ONESELF , change IDLE INVESTMENT LAWS to accommodate our HUMANTY SLEEP CURSE as " IT IS JUST HOW OUR ANATOMY IS".

by DISTRAUGHT May 28, 2022

commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018