High Tech Red Neck

Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.

bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!

by daDebil January 15, 2004

Georgia Tech

A place in the arm-pit of Atlanta where the girls dicks are proportionally larger than the mens. Fraternities engineer new creative butt sex positions and Sororities are...well the sororities are also called fraternities. A place considered so smart Reggie Ball didn't learn quite how to count to 4.

I usually pass by Georgia Tech and laugh.

Georgia Tech...the all boys school?

Georgia Tech. I think I see a girl! oh wait its a guy with a mop on his head.

by UGA has hot girls September 1, 2009

art tech high school

a school of stoners, posers, degenerates, and one republican. Art Tech highly believes in accepting other peoples beliefs, except for non-pot smokers whom are damned to burn and fester in the fiery pits of hell (and we also dont like anti-videogame cunts like Hilary Clinton).

art tech high school student: What's a mexican?

by Brendon Trueb November 11, 2008

Eastern Tech

rated one of the best high schools in the country...definitely one of the most overrated. the principal somehow manages to cover up the stuff that goes on, thus letting tech keep it's ridiculous reputation. all the guys are jocks&potheads. all the girls are drunk sluts.

1-- did that girl seriously give you head for a ride home?
2-- yeah, she goes to eastern tech.
1-- ohhh yeah. that explains it.

by omgzzzz December 22, 2004

tech goggles

Also afflicts students at New Mexico Tech. Similar to Riddle Vision.

(Tech Student) Damn! That chick is HOT!

(NMSU Student) I think that's a horse...

by NM Rox March 15, 2005

techie minger

a person who is quite good with computers and other technical things. also rather unattractive, hence the 'minger' part. techie mingers often work in the tech support department of a company, and know far more than is normal about the ins and outs of servers, internet connections, firewalls, etc.

"if you can't get your internet connection to work, ask simon in tech, he's a right techie minger"

by Hels86 May 11, 2006

Techignorati

A person not well-versed in technical lingo and computer saavy.

He could read computers like a book, around him I felt like a total techignorati.

by Piya October 11, 2007