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Kicking Ass and Taking Names

The act of being unequivocally awesome. It generally involves showing people what's up, making people feel like morons for being wrong, and defeating terrorists. It is indeed an action worthy of the highest honor.

It refers to an older sayings "Kick ass first, take names later," or "Shoot first, ask questions later." Generally, it is frowned upon enacting such awesomeness without "asking questions" first. However, when used in this context, that much is forgiven.
Those Navy SEALS sure are good at kicking ass and taking names.
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Taking my talents to South Beach 

1: Masterbation; self-gratifying sexual act

2: F*ck you Cleveland
Ray: Hey dude you wanna hang out tonight, watch the Cavs?

Chris: No, I'm taking my talents to South Beach, sorry bro

talking to 

talking to (v) -- to spend free time, communicate regularly, and engage in physical intimacy with someone with whom one might consider becoming Facebook official.

More detailed explanation available at www.genresofmylife.blogspot.com
Sean is talking to a new girl; that's why he hasn't been hanging out with the guys lately.

shut up talking to me

shut up; foundin most black areas shut up talking to me is a very popular phrase

bus-taking motherfucker 

Person who constantly relies on other people and/or public transporation for rides due to laziness.
"Mayan is a bus-taking motherfucker. I wished he would get his own car."

Taking my talents to South Beach 

1. Masturbating
2. (lesser known) Deciding to betray one's family and hometown.
Dude, I struck out at the bar, so it looks like I'm going to be taking my talents to South Beach tonight...

Taking it to the Roof 

Taking a younger girl to the roof of a building, showing her the stars, using a few cheesy pick up lines, and making love under the moonlit skys.
JJ: Hey, I'm taking it to the roof tonight with this girl.
Jo: You asshole! Take me to the roof!