alabama church fire

A North Georgia Sludge/Doom/Stoner Metal Band.

Founded by Chris "Weezer" Lamb in 2008. At this point, the band consists of 4 members. Guitarist, vocalist, bassist, and lyricist Weezer Lamb and drummer, vocalist, and lyricist Jerry Wooldridge, Guitarist Jeff Chastain, and Bassist Bryce "Brainchild" Simpson. They now have 2 albums out.

They sound like Down, Electric Wizard, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, and Crowbar.
Guy: "Did you check out Alabama Church Fire's new Green Album on Bandcamp?"

Girl: "Who the heck is Alabama Church Fire?"

Guy: "Get out."
by Jwolf1101 November 16, 2013
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Small church boi

Someone who is mean but cute at the same time. He also act bad and need to stop
Me: your mean to me
Will: I'm just joking!

Me: SMALL CHURCH BOI!!! STOP!!!
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The New New book of Duederotofme and all the prophesies of Duke Williamson Tennant
And God spoke

Let all your work cease, let the field crops rot and be eaten by the beast of the forests. Kill the beasts of the forests and do not eat them, let them rot, for I have spoken and the children of the world shall starve.

For there is no longer a need to for exaltation in hunger, for the purpose of my children has been fulfilled. The earth has been emptied of all resources and all that is left is to transend reality into the spirit world. So that we can overcome our hunger related limitations. The time of the great nothingness has come. We will now be able to enjoy the vast pleasures of the universe.

Fear not death from starvation. For enduring starvation and sub coming to death you will begin a journey unlike any other that you have experienced. Your god waits for you with open eyes, to guide you into the afterlife, where life energy abounds and my children will no longer suffer. I have created this plane for all of my children, as a temporal destination location, until a new planet is ready for the souls of my children to find organic hosts to control.

By Duke Williamson Tennant founder of the
Church of Late Duederotofme
by Lord Duke Williamson Tennant August 20, 2008
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bus station church

The church on the way to school that looks like a bus depot!!
McCloud: BUS STATION CHURCH!!!!!!!!...santa clause isn't real!
Sam: its a bus family worship center!!
by umm...i know this one... October 26, 2006
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take her to church

When a guy wants to eat a girl's junk on a Friday night.
When you tell your buddy "Imma take her to church"
Guy asks girl, "Hey can I take you to church?"
by Rapidfireiv November 21, 2016
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Church mouse

A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.
Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.

Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.

Karen: Meaning?

Dee: He has a super small dick.
by Skorpious July 10, 2020
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