Thomas Sheng is the gayest mother fucker of them all. he always is asking for cocaine and crystal meth. after he's done with that he takes his small little asian ass to the bathroom to hit his pineapple flavored pop and mango juul pods. this kid is the tallest mother fucking asian and can kick the ball up anyones ass. he try's to make some white kid shirt with some pussy ass cunt designs.
by samburke69 January 17, 2020
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Get the Thomas Whitehead mug.That one friend you want to play with so damn bad. You then realize that he is going to be awhile before you get an answer; So you start playing by yourself. Once you just start playing your game your friend will then say "Hey, sure I'll play now." Your inner rage then builds up and say "GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT THE WORST THOMAS TIMING EVER!"
Person 1: "Hey you wanna play"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"
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unacceptably William Thomas likes Le peen and ignores the repeated asking outs of girls with the names of, Angie, Cecile and many many more.
unacceptably William Thomas likes Le peen and ignores the repeated asking outs of girls with the names of, Angie, Cecile and many many more.
William Thomas: hey Cecile will you go out with me?
Cecile: who are you again? (said with haste as she attempts to escape his sexy grasp)
Cecile: who are you again? (said with haste as she attempts to escape his sexy grasp)
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