Grandpa Joke

A joke made by someone that isn't very funny, but you laugh to be polite. A cheesy attempt at humor. Jokes that your grandpa would make.

"What did one flea say to the other flea?" "I don't know, what did it say?" "Shall we walk or take the greyhound!" "That's such a grandpa joke."

by lehcarachel April 8, 2017

Risky Joke

A joke in which provokes mixed reactions, delivered in good faith.

"They say that when you die you become closer to God"
"Because you no longer fucking exist, right?"
"Shit that's a risky joke".

by unclePhatJoseph September 4, 2021

joke boner

When you laugh so hard you get a boner.

Colin's joke about Mexicans gave me a joke boner

by Jard S January 19, 2016

Gael joke

An extremely bad joke that should never be spoken. If you laugh you are pathetic and should be ashamed.

Person A: “Colman… more like COLDMAN!!!”
Person B: “Wow, that was the worst Gael joke I’ve heard in a while”
Person C: “Johnathan, did you just laugh at that? You’re in timeout!”

by GordonsLover December 14, 2021

short jokes

the favorite thing of short people.

Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("

short jokes amirite

by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022

Drew (Joke)

The newest joke of the ligma category I thought of myself and got everyone at school with it so I am now publicizing it.

(Instagram @azr (ignore this, just to prove I made this if it blows up))

How to get someone with Drew (Joke)
You: Hey, do you know Drew?
Person: Who's Drew?
You: DREWLING OVER DEEZ NUTS!

by LewdMaster69 October 27, 2019

Joke Accepted

Person 1: get a new girlfriend.
Person 1: it was a joke..
Person 2: JOKE ACCEPTED!!!

joke accepted; meaning that you get a joke or accept/approve of a joke.

by Kaliegh Pickles June 6, 2018