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Gucci Theorem

The hypothetical law that prevails when discussing hypothetical or potential future scenarios. It forces one to consider a possibility, without the consequence of potential death as a bias. The theorem considers the sensations or experience of any given event rather than the baseline consideration of death.
Scott: Would you ever wanna experience Pearl Harbor? Like right when the Japanese attacked?
Alan: nah dude that's fucked up. Not tryna die
Scott: Gucci Theorem bro, you won't die you just gotta be there.
Alan: oh fuck yeah, maybe take a few tabs
by John DeSpencer July 19, 2017
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Clump Theory

The theory that all intelligent consciousness on earth constitutes a collective "clump" that deserves love, belonging, and happiness. Members of the clump school of philosophical thought believe in a shared functional responsibility to attempt to reduce pain and increase happiness amongst all members of the clump. There is still uncertainty as to what species are "intelligent" enough to be in the clump, but proponents of clump theory emphasize that all of humanity, including future generations of humans are a part of the clump and that since their wellbeing will depend on our upkeep of the environment, we can have a positive impact on future members of the clump by caring for the environment right now.
Followers of the school of clump theory would emphasize that even if Krom* has low energy and puts out negative vibes, he's still a part of the collective clump and should be treated with love and respect.

*Names have been altered for the sake of anonymity
by I just wanna love the world October 14, 2019
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Oisinverse theory

The Oisinverse theory is a theory that all of the universe/planets are apart of oisin's mum
Have you ever heard of the Oisinverse theory? It's a amazing theory
by Real Nigga 12 November 25, 2020
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The Clothing Theory

The theory in which you can save space in a bed by removing ones clothes. Making a bed seem bigger, so you and a girl can comfortably engage in sexual acts, by removing articles of clothing.
Slaying mad hoes is made easier by use of The Clothing Theory
by fratstar 24 August 30, 2010
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The Potato Theory

The potato theory continued...
This can be considered when you use the raw juices from cooked potatoes to transfer the mystical energies of the potato into the space time continuum. In short, the juices of the potato rips a hole in the fabric of space-time thus enabling stuff, such as time travel, faster than light travel, multiversal travel and dimensions which are larger than the space they occupy.

This concept was first mastered by the brilliant mind of Dr N Morgan, whom thought of the idea whilst in the lessons of Mr Mcginty. Accompanied by his brilliant collogue Dr R Lloyd , whilst making a potato go at warp speed.
Two prime examples of "The Potato Theory"
An example would be, if you get a potato and pour the juices of said cooked potato onto an object and threw it, the speed would increase expectationally until reaching warp speed, in essence you would have an object moving faster than light speed.

Another example would be to pour potato juices into the anus to provide a space which although occupies a small area ie the inside of the anus, it makes it larger in form, allowing you to hold bags of potatoes inside of your anus to carry more than your own load, so to speak. This was mastered by a Mr Mcginty whom places potatoes aswell as other scientific objects into his rectum for science.
by Anonymous_potato October 24, 2012
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The Shartmann theory

A theory that states: if a football can be inserted into the asshole past half way, said asshole will create a suction and/or vaccume and ingulf the rest of the football if lubracation is in use
Bro1: Bro, me and jessie tested out the shartmann theory last night
Bro2: broooo how much lube did u guys go through
Bro1: brooooooooo idek like half the tube
by WalkingTalkingStephenHawking December 4, 2015
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Drizzy's Theorem

A physics theory created by none other than DrizzyJeremiah himself. The theory states that for a person playing a Computer Game, their Luck is Inversely proportional to their Skill at the Computer Game they're playing. Although this rule only applies at constant ping.
"Damn, I didn't get that sick skin from that CS:GO Loot box"
"DW fam, remember Drizzy's Theorem? It just means you're good at CS"
"True, but I don't think my ping's constant my guy"
by DrizzyJeremiah January 19, 2018
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