Conference Wife

The woman that you meet up or travel with at conferences that you do everything with while there such as dinners, conference socials, and often times sharing a hotel room to save money . She looks out for the guy (or gal because women can also have a conference wife too). To others, it would appear that this couple is in a marriage or serious relationship when this type of relationship is usually non-sexual although it's not uncommon for the lines to get blurred on occasion.

The girls didn't hit on me at the bar because they thought my conference wife was my girlfriend.

by BizTrvlr08 May 29, 2018

wife beater

The term wife beater is used alot, it can mean the british ale 'stella'
it can be used as an insult ' shut up, you, are a wife beater'
it can be a vest, commonly worn amongst wife beaters, which is were the name originated from.
or it can mean an actually wife beater, sleezy characters, slaptheir wife's about.

urgghh! come 'ere....bam, KUH-POW

giz a wife beater

hey shit face, hey wife beater

hey, nice wife beater

by Ben Roose December 28, 2005

wife offset

This is a guys way of wanting to buy lets say a motorbike
he then has to buy his wife something infinatley more expensive to off set his motorbike spend

I bought a motorbike last week but the wife offset was a 3 carat diamond ring

by mytts69 January 27, 2010

brophy wife

When you're dating a chick who gets bonus points cause she's like a bro.

Dude, are you gonna bring your brophy wife to the game?

by runregg June 17, 2013

Wife Check

While in the act of sexual copulation from behind your partner, during climax you hockey check her as hard as you can into the headboard or wall.

"Last night when making love with my wife, she asked me to be more aggressive, so I gave her a wife check, then I made a PB&J to eat on the toilet before bed."

by DrakeFan313 July 30, 2014

Bonus wife

A married woman who conducts herself as a wife another married man that’s not her husband.

Shes only allowed to date married men because shes a better bonus wife then a girlfriend

by Kinkster.org September 25, 2015

Wife eyes

When a girlfriend has the qualities of a good wife and is capable of wooing a man into commitment.

Dude #1: Hey lets go out drinking.
Dude #2: Naw, I'm going out with my girl to go look at puppies. We might get one.
Dude #1: Bro you gotta be careful, she has those wife eyes. Your bachelor days are numbered.

by SquinterG November 15, 2016