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Wife eyes
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When a
girlfriend
has the qualities of a
good wife
and is capable of wooing a man into
commitment
.
Dude #1: Hey
lets go
out
drinking
.
Dude #2: Naw, I'm
going out
with my girl to go look at puppies. We might get one.
Dude #1: Bro you gotta be careful, she has those wife eyes. Your bachelor days are numbered.
Wife eyes
by
SquinterG
November 15, 2016
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