the waymire

Reply to one's own email as an afterthought.

He read his own email and found it a bit vague, prompting him to do the waymire.

by Philosoph3r April 18, 2008

And thats the wayyyyy the news goes

One of Rick Sanchez's stupid catchphrases.

And thats the wayyyyy the news goes

by eohidjcklsm January 18, 2018

the wayne

When a man sits on a rotating table, or lazy Susan and proceeds to get rammed in the anus by a helmet mounted dildo worn by 13 of his closest friends

I head that guy had his mates round for the Wayne session

by Notamoose68 November 23, 2017

The Wayne Gretsky

this is when you are having sex with a girl and one of your buddy's is hiding on the floor for your cue with a pillow in his hand.. then when you say now! he pops up and whacks her with the pillow . then you and your buddy scream wwwwaaaayyynnneeee gggrreeettssskkkyyy!!!!

so sally is banging baby greg and he is hitting it doggy style and when he is getting close to climax he says now and billy pops up off the floor and whacks sally right in the face with a pillow and screams the wayne gretsky!! and then u go about your business

by drew massa October 1, 2007

The Waylon Smithers

1. Both partners are in a handstand position locking legs and thrusting into eachother.
2. Masterbating and/or being sexually aroused by a photograph or video of the Simpson's character Mr. Smithers.

My girlfriend and I LOVE The Waylon Smithers!

I keep a poster of Waylon Smithers above my bed along with some lotion and kleenex on my nightstand!

by Carlbergie January 2, 2009

all the wayfrican

Not halfrican. Full blooded African.

The difference between Seal and Obama is that Seal is all the wayfrican.

by Holdenn August 13, 2007

The Wayna Drip

It is the first time you cum right between the girls shoulder blades and let it run down the spine and through the crack.

"Wayna" means young in the INCA language. This is why it is the first drip experience along the spine and down the crack.

Best done during commercials of a hockey game.

As she got up to clean up, the Wayna drip was complete...a full 2.5 feet

I was watching the Bruins get ruined by the Habs and got a quickie during commercials. Pulled out, came, the game was back on, she got up and the Wayna drip was complete...and didn't miss a minute

by Tomáš March 24, 2008