Titty clinger

Men’s Lacoste shirt or other clingy knit shirt for men. The material makes any shirt form fitting in a manner that enhances ‘moobies’

I’m changing shirts when I get home. This one is a Class A titty clinger

by Randy1nc July 7, 2018

titty piranha

A breastfed child with teeth that comes at your breasts like a piranha comes at its prey

*breastfed child comes toward mom's breasts*
NOOOOO, GO AWAY, YOU TITTY PIRANHA

by danicuntcake April 11, 2015

Papa Titty

The sexiest man to roam the solar system. This man has humongous luscious tits and is celebrated among many cultures around the world. Papa Titty is most famously known for creating those with large titties.

Adam: "Wanna go worship Papa titty together?"
Luc: "Sure thing bro, I heard it makes your tits bigger."

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018

Newton titties

N breast that pendulate on a radial axis and when one is acted upon by force as to set in motion in such a way that it collides with the other subsequently transferring the force or kinetic energy to the adjacent breast. Basically swinging tits that emulate newton balls. Typically found on sporty older women (gilf type) that cruise braless in bars.

Damn Ron, look at the Newton Titties on that old lady, now that's kinetic energy at work!

by Jellubuiscuit August 27, 2013

infinity titties

when a girl snapchats a guy a picture of her tits and leave the timer on infinity so he can bust one

Yo alexa and gianna were sending me those infinity titties last night. I busted a real good nut. can’t wait for tonight.

by shootyourshot2017 December 9, 2017

Tittie Rape

1. When a man's penis is inserted forcibly between the breasts of a woman and is thrusted repeatedly.

2. An act of rape performed solely on the breasts.

"Tittie rape is a serious concern in this 'modern' 'society'."

Man: "Yo, Rachael, you were totally tittie fucked!"
Rachael: "Nuh uh man. I wasn't even aware. It was totally tittie rape"

by Genteel_Wolfman July 19, 2013

Titty Ton

A unit of measurement that is much larger than a shit ton but slightly less than a fuck ton.

“Have you seen how many fine girls there are at this party?”
“Ya bro, there’s a titty ton of hotties here.”

by DAOB February 18, 2018