Club Muff

When girls are dancing at clubs all night they make alot of sweat, especially around their vagina, which than makes it stink and taste bad, therefore, Club Muff

Dude, i brought the hottest chick home last night but she had the worst club muff ever.

by tbang123 October 6, 2009

Muff Trumpet

A vagina which can fart.

"I have a muff trumpet"

"No way"

"fur realz, I'll show you later" ;)

by crack-a-lackin May 16, 2010

Muff Tumbler

When 2 lesbians Scissor whilst in a washing machine that's turned on.

Morten: Wow, did you hear about that bitch from school?

Owen: Which one? The Muff Tumbler or the fat one?

Morten:There just one person.

by Mr DickPepper May 25, 2012

Tone muffs

A synonym for headphones.

Kids today... always listening to their rap music with their tone muffs strapped to their faces!

by Binky2008 July 2, 2007

muff scum

the white chalky residue around the lips of a womens vagina after a long night of taking the cock rocket.

I was getting ready to eat her out when I discovered that she had some muff scum left over from the night before.

by patty winland February 15, 2010

muff muncher

A person who enjoys eating out a hairy pussy.

I heard that guys a muff muncher. <I>Yea I can see the hair in his teeth from here.</I>

by SamtheGMR July 24, 2008

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

south park episode of "It's a Jersey thing."

Stan: ...What's Muff Cabbage?
Kyle: It's a...It's a Jersey Thing

by S3V October 16, 2010