earth woke

An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.
Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.
by boardgamebender January 26, 2022
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Heaven on Earth

Guy 1: I just found heaven on earth
Guy 2: what’s her name
by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022
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Heaven On Earth

Calling a hoe, HOE. Very respectfully to the point they will thank you
Have a wonderful day, my Heaven On Earth.
by MUÑECO June 21, 2022
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earth breath

The smell of your breath after smoking weed or eating mushrooms
Hey daniel you have earth breath
by mushroomjoint November 21, 2022
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Earthing

My mother-in-law went to go earthing and she put her pussy on some rocks.
by ArizonaDaddy January 16, 2022
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Earthing

Jerry was caught Earthing in his neighbor’s yard.
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earthing

when a woman spreads her legs, fills it with dirt, then adds a seed, waters it, and gives it proper sunlight. as a result a plant is grown between the legs.
yeah i practiced earthing for the first time last night.
by rose :p December 09, 2023
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