National Brush Your Teeth Day

Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!

Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..

by sturniolofan06 August 24, 2022

tri-tip teeth

When the clit of the girl you are eating out gets stuck in your teeth.

Bro the she sat on my face and gave me tri-tip teeth

by UnSexualInnuendo October 27, 2017

moxxies teeth

The most british corn looking teeth in the world. If you see these teeth, you gotta RUN. Also if you manage to brush them you get 5 wishes from moxxie.

Nicky's finger likes getting bit by moxxies teeth

by ChrimaTree December 27, 2023

Teeth Weiner

When you get carried away humping somebody's face and end up scraping your dick too hard on their teeth.

Oh man I ended up with a teeth weiner after last night with Kendra.

by BubbyFlay March 18, 2016

What's red, and bad for your teeth?

a brick.

Yuuko: Hey Mai! What's red, and bad for your teeth?
Mai: a brick.

Yuuko: Huh?
*brick falling down crushing her skull*
*explosion*

by coffeemccoffee May 17, 2023

Beating of gums and chipping of teeth

A popular 1940's term for a rumor spreading about. Common synonym to Scuttlebutt

There was much beating of gums and chipping of teeth over the air raid last week among the troops.

by Spunk Idiot September 02, 2021

wisdom teeth

Those molars standing far back in your mouth – if you did not have them removed. The latter may prevent your teeth to be squeezed and complicate your flossing.

Contrary to popular belief, the word stems from a literal translation of Dutch "verstandskies", where the word "verstand" can be translated as "wisdom" but also, written as "ver-stand" as standing far (away).

I was dumb getting my wisdom teeth out.

by Paddy-Whack July 26, 2023