Spurger

Aa5 wagyu Japanese beef, coated completely in male smegma, then dry aged for 3 years...

I ordered the Spurger off the secret menu, it smelled like rotten shit

by anonymous April 29, 2024

surgemaxxing

Nigga

This man is the surgemaxxing type.

by Marquise Walsh May 13, 2024

Snurgerire

The one who snurges the most.

Caitlin snurged the most and was crowned the snurgerire.

by Snurger123 January 26, 2026

sorger

when a white girl takes multiple dicks at once in the ass

beth :karen over there is probably a sorger

Karen: ATLASTE I DONT HAVE 20 BABY DADDYS

by Bļóógs March 2, 2025

Surgeon's Delight

The act of cutting someone open, removing the spleen, ejaculating into said spleen before pissing inside ribcage before reattaching the cum filled spleen.

Surgeon: I just gave my patient a Surgeon's delight!

Patient: Doctor what the fuck?

by Poopoobutt4532 July 19, 2025

Surgeee

A Manchester United fan basically a walking comedy sketch. Someone who always shouts “THIS IS OUR SEASON” every August and is already breaking down by October, who knows every referee’s full name but still couldn’t recognise a trophy if it hit him in the face. He spends half his life refreshing transfer news for signings that never happen, calls every random teenager “the next Ronaldo,” and somehow manages to blame the Glazers for everything, including his bad WiFi. In short, Purgeee is peak delusion mixed with premium disappointment — the ultimate United experience.

Surgeee is an absolute retard and thinks mbeumo is winning the ballon dior

by Palem November 30, 2025

The Surge

DP involving a Russian Man

Vladamir and I totally pulled the surge on Julie last night.

by Theserge October 17, 2008