Screaming Mime

When you are having sex with a girl and she is being quiet, you take your penis and give her anal unexpectedly. Causing her to scream.

When the girl was being quiet I decided to give her a screaming mime.

by J-Savior September 8, 2011

steaming fox tail

When you shit in to a tube sock, swing it around your head at high speed like a mace and then bitch slap your foe in the face. Extremely effective if not expected with the added bonus of definite pink eye.

That guy pissed me off so I hit him with a steaming fox tail.

by Human tripod February 1, 2014

stealing lollipops

To exhibit a false presentation of one's character for the purpose of workplace political gain.

Buddy is the life of the office. He's stealing lollipops from everyone in the office to get the new Sr. position.

by Piddy February 2, 2006

stealing thief

someone who steals over the counter medicines. mainly robitussin, delsym, benadryl etc.

dude your such a stealing thief. you've probably stolen over 200 bottles of that shit in the passed 2 months

by Holdon McGroin June 30, 2009

Steamin your veggies

The act of steaming, as in a hot shower, your veggies.

Aaron, stop steamin your veggies, I'm trying to hear the television.

by Manderson Fellatio April 27, 2010

heading for a spreading

Just like 'cruising for a bruising'. Means you're in for trouble.

If you don't tidy your room you're heading for a spreading!

by Tomastoes May 19, 2013

screaming eagle

a sexual maneuver. remove penis during intercourse, stick in sand, re-insert into vagina or for loudest result anus

"did you guys here that scream last night? that was jake giving kim the old screaming eagle

by chris coin March 28, 2004