Incestuous Off-spring

Someone born with a long lineage involving incest, otherwise known as someone who can't get any bitches other than their family. People like these usually have deviated septums, blue eyes, schizophrenia, and NO RIZZ.

Jermajesty: “Look guys, I got my ancestry DNA results back”
Dorcas: “Woah dude this is pretty cool… wait, why is everyone in your family related.”
Jermajesty: “What do you mean bro”
Dorcas: “No way bro- that's crazy. Your family is from Sweet Home Alabama though. This chart makes you an incestuous off-spring. I would say talk to your family but idk what might happen.”

by tiddynope November 1, 2023

Crescent Springs

A place where cute saggin they pants boys live wit they barbie girls they head up to the park and play basketball , people who live here usually get drunk on the weekends cus there ain shit better to do.

Crescent springs ,

by Looooverrrgirr April 29, 2011

bust a spring

To have hard sex on a bed made with springs. If done hard enough you might "bust a spring".

Guy 1: I'm gonna bust a spring with amy tonight!
Guy 2: NIIIIIIIICE!

by Jizzle99 October 7, 2016

spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)

"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."

by Lilith666 March 24, 2019

Red Springs

A small town in North Carolina where ain't jack SHIT to do but go somewhere else. Maybe if you grew up there you'd know something or someplace to be but just go push a crackhead over at piggly wiggly. Everyone either stupid rich and trying to hide it or just bum ass poor and living off the sun. One highschool full of the typical snobby bitch kids who think they hot shit or might amount to somethin more than parents burnin they checks on cases of miller and fixin dirt bikes. Everyone knows each other and you wouldn't even remotely recognize em. Town so forgettable they done named the middle and highschool after it, sad. People don't really give a flying fuck what goes on there because they focused more on whats happenin in Pembroke or would rather drive faster to not get the racist stare. Town is secretly segregated but nobody talks bout that, got thunder valley with all the hispanics that don't pay taxes and complain they got dirt roads. We got the hood or whatever they wanna call what's on that side of town. Then there's the middleish area where it's a bit of a mix honestly but they got some money. Don't bother getting your hopes up thinking you can start a business here either you goof, everyone who tried that failed MISERABLY. Sucks is it's a loop there it's always highschool, military or go to RCC and take up some weird shit like cosmetology. Who even uses that degree what?

person 1: hey you been through Red Springs lately?
person 2: where?

person 1: yo you been seen what they added in the springs?
person 2: nah dawg i jus aint been roun there inna folks seem a bit racist

by JameS1321 November 3, 2024

Slavic Spring Mix

When you give your bowl a lite-touch™ of salvia.

"Hey, you wanna smoke some of that Slavic Spring Mix?"

"Let me just grab my Adidas tracksuit ."

by Russian Mexican May 3, 2018

Take out the spring.

You know that spring in my stapler. DOnt take it out. dont take my spring out of my stapler.

"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"

by annataskerlover April 25, 2023