Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.

Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.

by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018

Southern mistletoe

Dick and balls.

Stand under my southern mistletoe and suck my balls.

by RealAssCody August 13, 2023

Southern Wind

When you're rimming someone and they fart in your face.

Hahaha, Joe totally got a Southern Wind last night.

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

The southern hotdog

Taking it anally from your uncle

Lil Jayquan was picking cotton and got the southern hotdog.

by Schakraezad May 3, 2018

Southern Comfort

A taste of the south in your mouth

My boyfriend tasted like southern comfort to me.

by Jfalix287 December 8, 2020

Old Southern White

A dog, usually white with a black colored eye, Petey from little rascals was an old southern white. also known by other names, White English, Old English Whites, Old Country Bulldogs, Old Southern Whites, Alabama Bulldogs, Georgia Giants and American Pit Bulldogs

Petey was an old southern white not a pitbull!

by mongo420 December 28, 2011

Southern comfort

Verb, noun

Having sexual relations with (to fuck/bang/slam/ejaculate and evacuate) one’s cousin.

Noun

The taste of the south in your mouth.

Noun
Egg nog.

1. Dude i’m having southern comfort tonight its gonna be great.
2. I love drinking southern comfort, bruh nasty, no not that kind.
3. It tasted like southern comfort.

by Allen Akbar December 8, 2020