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Snatch Drought

The process in which a male penis momentarily exits a wet vagina, only to find on re-entry it's like hitting dry wall or drought like conditions.
OMG I've just hit a dry wall!!! WTF happened?

Sorry babe, I'm experiencing a temporary snatch drought.
by reido1974 August 3, 2011
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office snatch

Female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. AIM is her BFF, helping her create and feed office rumors.

It's common in office snatches to whine about being overworked. Typically, they're cold creatures known for turning up the thermostat to the displeasure of fellow coworkers.

Many seem pregnant but in the majority of cases they are indeed just full-time bitches, and not pregnant. It's important to beware and cautiously await announcement just in case.
If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting, then whines about warm chairs, I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.
by playfulpolly August 15, 2011
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Snatch Gobbler

That Ellen sure is a snatch gobbler.
by Vengeful Ghost October 29, 2011
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snatch a smash

1) The equivalent of a one night stand.

2) To have sex at any given moment for no particular reason.
1) "Yo, I snatched a smash last night and it was TIGHT!"
"Righteous, bro!"

2)"hey baby, let's snatch a smash real quick."
"Alright, but I have to leave in an hour."
by Ilikechicken37 July 12, 2017
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Rusty Snatch

An extremely smelly vagina that has a metallic twang to its odor. Origins include bad hygiene and a female being within the menstrual cycle window.
I tried to go down on this girl last night and she had a rusty snatch. It smelled like a rotten bag of old pennies.
by DonkeyDongDoug October 2, 2018
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snatch pheasant

Variation of "crabs" or "pubic lice", orgin North Dakota.
She gave snatch pheasants and a bad case of the clap too!
by J.M. Carlson December 9, 2003
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Turkey Snatch

1.) A female that is so beastly and whorish (see Beast Whore) that she sucks down whole turkey dinners with her vagina.
1.) That beast whore has a real turkey snatch on her
by Jbook August 2, 2006
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