Smoking lamp

Another word for a bong.

Gramas boy “you forgot your smoking lamp” throws bong and it smashes on the pavement. “I’m sorry, was that expensive peice?”

You forgot your smoking lamp, (throws bong) I’m sorry was hat expensive peice?

by Banksysmalls June 11, 2018

Hat smacking

The art of masterbation in a frantic, more vigiorously & rushed fashion.

Edward was hat smacking in the attempt to crack one off before his mum came home with the shopping.

by leatherism June 15, 2009

pole smoking kike

Someone who is Jewish and also sucks dick

Greg is Jewish and throws people under the bus at work. Therefore Greg is a pole smoking kike

by Gaulded balls October 21, 2013

You are smoking balls

a) When someone is talking absolute rubbish
b) They are lying

1: "I shagged this awesome bird lat night"
2: "Shut Up!"
1: "I did!I did!"
2: "Your smoking balls!"

by Craig Lewis November 30, 2004

Smoking Lavender

If somebody sells you bad weed, this will sometimes be lavender spray-painted green. You'll stupidly accept this cheap pot, without smelling it's lovely, lavender-like scent.

If you're sold this at school, you will stupidly tell everybody that you smoke lavender. Lavender is often accused as a gay thing, and smoking gay things might make you appear homosexual.

Smoking lavender is uncool, and people will spread this fact and you'll become sad. So kids, don't smoke lavender!

Josh: Hey, bring some booze and we'll get jungled with my Lavender! I'm gonna get so high when I'm smoking lavender!

by LemonyStuff February 23, 2011

Smoking Balls

To do something outrageous

Jimmy flipped three thousand times in one jump, he was really smoking balls.

by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009

smacking cars

The action of taking any object (preferably solid like a snowball, baseball, hand full of nails) and launching them as hard and as fast as possible at a passing car. Do not do on major highways. The term "smacking" is derived from the loud boom created when the object smacks the car.

Hey Robbie I was smacking cars yesterday with a piece of firewood and it smashed the windshield. Cops came fast like 5 minutes.

by Jⱪ December 26, 2010