high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

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Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of ejaculating on your partners chest, and sliding across the "slip n' slide". Shouting "WEEEEE!" at the top of your lungs is preferred.

A: Damn, she broke up with you? Why?
B: I gave her a Mexican slip n' slide.
A: O.O

by Onemanarmy675 November 10, 2011

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pink slip

Everybody knows that a pink slip is slang for when a guy takes a girl's virginity. Once obtained, the male keeps the pink slip to that pussy forever; she can never get it back.

Before prom night Jennifer was a virgin, but I hear Johnny took her pink slip that night!

by g-locster March 6, 2008

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Franciscian slip

The maneuver used to socially engineer the person sandbagging you. Having the mind set you're supposed to be doing what you're not allowed to do, and convincing others the same. Getting what you want using the art of dumb deception

The Alcatraz prisoner was apprehended by a guard while trying to escape. He handed the guard a blank piece of paper that said "I'm supposed to be leaving jail" and walked out a free man. The guard hadn't recognized the classic Franciscian slip.

by phantompoop06 February 16, 2010

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Halftrack Slip

A crazy funky dance created by Amos Halftrack. Was first done on April 10, 2011. In order to prepare for this dance, punch or some other liquid must be spilled on the ground so as to make the other person slip in it. Thus creating the image of dancing although it is not. It often ends with the person slamming down onto their bottom with a loud WHOMP sound.

Papa Amos: Hey, wanna dance? There's 'Why Don't We Just Dance' is playing.

Marty: Well, of course. We're gonna have to do the Halftrack Slip here. I'll go get that punch bowl and dump it on the ground. (she takes the punch bowl and pours it on the floor)

Papa Amos: Well, here goes nothing. (He slips and crashes into Sergeant Snorkel who starts laughing at him)

Orville: What is this? This dance looks fun!

Papa Amos: Its the Halftrack Slip. Its the latest craze here at Camp Swampy. Why don't you try it? (he hands Sgt. Snorkel a cup of punch which Sgt. Snorkel pours on the floor)

Stainy: Sweet heavenly angels! This dance is going to slip us all the way back to heaven!

Marty: You're right! We'll be slipping our way through this old swamp until we called up to the Pearly Gates. (she starts rotfl)

Papa Amos: This is more than the Halftrack Slip. Its also the Camp Swampy Stomp!

by Dusty's Baby Powder April 28, 2011

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Krypto slip

When a person makes a fool of themselves and it treatens their reputation.

A huge epic fail while intoxicated.
blacked out drunk.
Being told the next day stupid things you did.
When being the life of the party ends badly.
waking up with bruses due to drunk injury.

Last night I was drunk and krypto slipped so hard core! I can never show my face again!!

Dude last night you krypto slipped in front of EVERYONE!
Did I krypto slip last night? Because I have strange bruses and cuts.

by Birrd November 14, 2011

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