Used as a phrase to show interest in having sex on the beach.
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”
by Litnfit April 29, 2024
Someone way too big for their environment. Mass of destruction. Can't be trusted with anything. Loves blondes (especially if they have bangs and are tall+skinny)
by asktheladiez October 11, 2022
an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.
When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S
Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?
Isn't that the 3rd year in row?
Isn't that the 3rd year in row?
by kevin champion November 22, 2024
State of mind that the whole world revolves around skiing, overpriced gear and lodging and that you or your prodigy are superior skiers.
by Mdfrd June 28, 2013
Green Skies is an Idiomatic expression which means Happiness, Euphoria. It was discovered in a song by Five O' Clock titled Green Skies.
by Blexszn September 06, 2022
by mrhappypants69 July 05, 2011
A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.
by DonaldMcBigBottom November 05, 2009