shredded tweet

A Twitter message that demands more than the standard 140 characters and must be divided into two tweets.

That dude is so wordy he had to use his shredded tweet!

by ScreamingPitch July 12, 2016

shred some gnar

Shredding some gnar is a form of getting girls and eating their pussy.

"Yo dude lets go shred some gnar at the bar"
"Totally dude"

by Hook It Up July 5, 2016

shred head

a form of hair loss. most commonly happens during high stress. usually hair gets every where.

son: i just used this towel and now i have hair all over me

mom: i know i have shred head

by hazardousgrvy March 18, 2017

Shreadball

A totally dank game that is similar to volleyball, but unlike volleyball… it's actually fun! The game is played in a pool. You can block a serve, get on a teammate's shoulders, and completely humiliate your opponents by rekking them!

Michael Phelps plays Shreadball in his free time.

by Doganzilla May 16, 2017

shmexy

when you want to say sexy but you also want to be PG so you say shmexy instead

girl1: oh my gawsh you look so shmexy today
girl2: well thank you

teacher/adult: thanks for keeping it PG kiddos

by mia the bean September 3, 2017

Shext

The act of texting, Facebooking, tweeting etc while dropping a deuce

I think I'm going to shext while on the shitter after break.... Saves time!!!

by The Mower November 3, 2017

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017