shit-ton

somewhere between a shit load and a ton.
tends to be a little more precise than shitload.

Dude theres like a ton of shit in there.

Dude holy shit thats like a shit-ton.

by mrtoast4 November 15, 2009

Shittocane

A shit storm of epic proportions which is usually brought about when the "good guy" puts a story about an unsuspecting "bad guy" on the internet. Major news websites eventually pick up the story, and there is such an outrage that the "bad guy" usually ends up being forced to do the "right thing" after hundreds or thousands of phone calls and emails are sent.

I bet Glenn Hyundai in Lexington Kentucky had no idea of the shittocane they were stirring up by screwing that guy out of his new car.

by jalopniker January 21, 2010

Shit Ton

A large amount of an item or thing. Used to describe the amount of something usually with great shock or aprasial.

John: Dude i made like 75 bucks waiting tables last night!

Chris: really?, dude thats a shit ton of money!

by chatham rumsfored June 2, 2010

shitpon

A tampon that is made of shit.

Sam, can i borrow a shitpon?

by Sammy boyy! ans BT. May 2, 2011

shitting in my ice cream

when someone is stealing your thunder or makes you feel like shit

Joe- dude you throw the football like shit.
Jason-dude your shitting in my ice cream

by THE BEAST RECIEVER November 22, 2011

Shittop

Its when your laptop runs like shit

¨bro, my laptop is being a shittop, I can´t play Fortnite today, sorry.¨

by Elluck February 22, 2019

Thanks for Shitting

Similar to its fathering phrase "thanks for nothing", this is the ultimate way to get sympathy or what you want from someone who isn't giving it.

Can also be used to display your disgust in someones negative attitude towards your dreams or achievements. A shortened version of "Thanks for shitting on my hopes and dreams."

"You're not getting an Xbox 360 this second!"
"Gee, mom. Thanks for shitting ;_;"
"Oh, ok, lets go!"

"Guys I learned Holiday by Green Day on the bass!"
"Haha, Greenday sucks!"
"Yeah, but the song has a killer bass line!"
"No, its stupid and even a noob whos been playing bass as long as 3 weeks could play that."
"Gee guys, Thanks for Shitting ;_;"

by eimaJamie January 30, 2009