Colloquialism for murder
by Baconeggeness June 22, 2021
Ship a package is polite-code for take a shit. It is especially useful when you need an excuse to leave in a hurry and cannot explain in front of a group of people or strangers.
by Treebonics December 10, 2019
(from an old "Tracy Twins" cartoon in "Boys Life" magazine; the twins are imaging what it might have been like to paddle a Viking longship)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)
by QuacksO August 11, 2024
While getting a handie from your girlfriend while laying on your back inverted (like being on a decline bench at the gym) and she has you edged to the point of cumming but immediately water boards you and you don't know if you are gonna cum or die.
Last night was amazing. Angie ship sailed me to the point of climax. I didn't think I was gonna survive.
by Shtevun 69 June 29, 2017
School ships is a slang for relationships in school. Many are uploaded to TikTok and it's an easy way for people to figure out who is in your school. There's examples of this on TikTok.
by randomperson49623 May 26, 2024
by Freshandes April 19, 2017
An Attention shipper is a person in a fandom who doesn't personally ship two characters, but makes fanart or stories about them for recognition or because the ship is popular within the Fandom. Attention shipping might be used in commissions or in general art they make. Attention shipping could also be used in pieces that ship two characters in a satire way. However, Attention shipping does not apply for proships or conships, as those are their own thing. The emoji combo for attention shippers is currently 👀❤️
Person 1: Hey I saw your drawing today, do you really ship it?
Person 2: It's an Attention ship, it means that I don't ship it myself, but I still give myself the freedom to make media of it.
Person 2: It's an Attention ship, it means that I don't ship it myself, but I still give myself the freedom to make media of it.
by SupImDumb11 March 25, 2024