The Walk of Shame

The aftermath of ejaculation to the point of getting semen everywhere, especially your hands, thus having to walk to the sink to wash off your shameful act.

"Dude, why we're you in the bathroom so long?"

"Ugh, I just did The Walk of Shame!"

by nocturnal_potato June 11, 2014

walk of shame

Being escorted off the premises when you've been fired from a job because they're afraid you'll go off.

"Did you see him taking the walk of shame with security?

by PkTechGirl December 7, 2003

walk of shame

When you get voted off a TV gameshow and to walk someplace with everyone looking at you. They usually play dramatic music during this. Good examples of walks of shame are on The Weakest Link.

Anne Robinson: You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Bob: SCREW YOU ALL! *roundhouse kicks contestants who voted him out in the face*

by Kay March 20, 2004

fat shaming

Fat shaming is a type of sizeism targeted at people with high body fat.

Joe implied that I'm fat because I'm lazy and stupid. He made me feel ashamed. He was fat shaming me.

by Dessertclub August 2, 2018

crying shame

A sarcastic response given to others when informed of a trajedy to persons that you have no connection to.

Chick: "Hey, did you hear? A train derailed killing lots of people in India."
Dude: "Really, tell me more."
Chick: "Well, the news said some people survived."
Dude: "Crying shame."

by jsd9632 December 30, 2012

Smelly Shame

When you fart in class but your crush is sitting next to you, so to save yourself from death by embarrassment, you look over at that one crazy popular person, pinch your nose, and yell "EWWW. YOU NERD. YOU SMELL LIKE MY GRANDMA. SHE'S DEAD."

I let out a big one, a real whopper in fact, and was immediately met with smelly shame.

by RestartFart March 9, 2023

Shame Shuffle

The rapid cover-up that ensues when a couple engaging in sexual acts is about to be happened upon by an outsider. The cover-up is erratic and poorly executed by the shamed couple, resulting in an awkward shuffle.

I went to call my brother and his girlfriend for dinner and I could hear them doing the shame shuffle as I knocked on the door.

by Tengodonde July 13, 2011