Simp Sesh

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)

ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH

by MaxTheSimpProtector September 12, 2020

national sesh with your mom day

national sesh with your mom day is february 19th

go grab a joint or a bowl and smoke with your mom because it’s february 19th!!! national sesh with your mom day !!

by smartypantskid February 19, 2021

Brain Sesh

When a group of boys and 1 girl engage in simultaneous oral sexual acts.

"we've already tried primate sex, why not join me for a brain sesh instead"

by MonkÌ June 8, 2021

Therapy Sesh

when someone offers free weed so they feel entitled spending the entire smoke session talking about their psychological and emotional problems

just had the worst therapy sesh with a bitch who wouldn't stop talking about her bpd and daddy issues

by worr1 October 27, 2022

Wanna sesh

Having a jolly session invoking drinking or weed

1: Wanna sesh?
2: Yea I reckon

by Jazcabbage11 June 8, 2023

nic sesh

a nicotine session

imagine your with your friends and you come up with the idea to consume nicotine with them. you would say “let’s go nic sesh”

by Mownique January 20, 2024

goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

by joshma February 4, 2024