scratchers

northern irish term for bed

i couldnt get out of my scratchers this morning

by stuart reid April 4, 2007

Scrotch

To wipe one's ass with great strength.

Due to the unnatural adhesive properties of Billy's fecal mass, he was required to scrotch as to avoid the public shame of smelling like poop.

by Lower Class Brat January 9, 2009

Scratch n' Sniff

Scrapes on the Penis from a heavy breather

While a man is receiving oral, if the person doing the deed is a heavy breather through the nose and then scrapes the penis, that is called a Scratch n' Sniff.

by J3hst3r September 3, 2010

Gamer Scratch

A skill developed by experience gamers, whereby one is able to scratch an itch at any point on the body faster than the speed of light.

It's so you don't lose any valuable gaming time by pressing pause, or just stopping for a second.

The hallmark of a lame nerd is the gamer scratch

by Joe-fo October 6, 2008

scratch

Scratch (n.) 1: Minor injury that does not break the skin.

Don't scratch me. Just telling you in advance.

by Aaron July 7, 2003

scritching

To scratch your balls so hard that your future children have a scar.

Adam blamed his child's handicap on all the scritching he did in his younger days.

by Daniel Einarsson December 15, 2014

Scritches

Another derivative of the word "bitches", but the difference is scritches are wit it, and are late night reserves

Fuck it, Lets hit up some scritches

by Sciraldo December 7, 2010