salty mouthwash 

when you jizz into a girls mouth, she gargles i and then spitsit back onto your penis

dude she gives a good blow but it is kinda weird when she does that salty mouthwash

salty mouthwash by assy mcsluttyballs December 22, 2009

Salty batch 

Semen, Jism, Cum

When making love, I prefer to pull out before releaseing my salty batch.

Salty batch by backdrft76 February 19, 2011

salty sanchez 

when a girl licks a mans balls after a hot salty day.

girl i gots some sodium waiting for your mouth

salty sanchez by Reuben March 22, 2005

salty ninja 

when a male hides in a closet and starts whackin' it. then when someone enters the room, the male knocks on the closet door to draw attention to his pressence. when the door is opened, the dude blows his load in the other persons face and darts of into the shadows

gina hates it when i give her a salty ninja, but she hates it more when i give her the salty pirate

salty ninja by reorith September 17, 2008

salty goodness

someone who is really hot

omg, look at that guy! his totally salty goodness

salty goodness by stace September 9, 2003

Salty nipples 

A nipple that is slaty and or overly hairy.
This saltyness maybe caused by excessive sweating, faggishness or due to non showering.

Is nomally found on fags like Kyle Gaas, Arron Carter, Robert Pattenson, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and the EXTEREME SUPER FAG Justen Beiber.

Dude #1: "I did this hot chick lastnight but she had Salty nipples it was like licking my own balls"
Dude #2 "That wasn't a chick that was Justen Beiber, and why would you know how saly your own balls are?"
Dude #1"We will never speak of this moment AGAIN"

Salty nipples by Ass crass July 10, 2010

Salty Spittoon 

The act of blowing your load into a water bottle.

dude i just made a salty spittoon, wanna dump it on my brother?

Salty Spittoon by sausageking69 March 18, 2011