an eiffel tower performed on a swing, with the girl on the bottom and a guy on top of her, while she swings into the other man's penis
by D-sizzler November 9, 2006
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Be aware, fights in or outside the pub are almost a given every Thursday night, with bored locals meeting up and fighting for no reason.
Be aware, fights in or outside the pub are almost a given every Thursday night, with bored locals meeting up and fighting for no reason.
Guy 1: U going to the swinging pig tonite?
Guy 2: Shiit.... do i have to?
Guy 3: Nothing else to do in this scumbo town
Guy 2: Shiit.... do i have to?
Guy 3: Nothing else to do in this scumbo town
by Denis T August 16, 2008
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Get the swiner mug.1) A person who cheats others out of baked peices of dough
2) Tia
3) A person who performs the art of stealing lubrication from the local CVS.
2) Tia
3) A person who performs the art of stealing lubrication from the local CVS.
by Ziggity Zach July 23, 2004
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It was first reported by a man who witnessed a pedobear with HIV rape a pig with a cold. the doctors first diagnosed him with HIV-swine-flu-syphilis, but decided to throw an "itis" on the end of it, to make it sound more terrifying.
Symptoms include vomiting, DEATH, sneezing, spontaneous erotic thoughts or images floating through one's mind, suicide, tourettes, and the sudden, irrational fear of being raped by a pedobear.
HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis can also be spread by Urban Dictionary.com. Thus, if you have read this, you may have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!
There is no known cure for HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis...and there will never be one!
It was first reported by a man who witnessed a pedobear with HIV rape a pig with a cold. the doctors first diagnosed him with HIV-swine-flu-syphilis, but decided to throw an "itis" on the end of it, to make it sound more terrifying.
Symptoms include vomiting, DEATH, sneezing, spontaneous erotic thoughts or images floating through one's mind, suicide, tourettes, and the sudden, irrational fear of being raped by a pedobear.
HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis can also be spread by Urban Dictionary.com. Thus, if you have read this, you may have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!
There is no known cure for HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis...and there will never be one!
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Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.
Unfortunately, he forgot about the immigrants.
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