Jealous Susan

When you're riding your boyfriend/husband during sex and remember that earlier in the night when you were both out he was innocently chatting to a random female. This makes you irrationally mad or a 'Jealous Susan' and you either squeeze his balls, slap him in the face, choke him or shove something up his arse to demonstrate your envy.

Was having sex with Dave last night and went full Jealous Susan on him...

by Foxy McHound December 28, 2018

slimy susan

A girl with many names. Originally Knally, Slimy Susan was renamed in Grand Rapids, MI. She is also known as Successful Susan, Sweetheart Susan, and Sendy Susan.

Person: “Did you see that girl with Smokey Steve?”

Other person: “yeah that’s Slimy Susan.”

by Coolasthat January 2, 2019

Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident

"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"

by Devilpup2 February 9, 2019

Everyday Susan

Referencing the popular TV show "Adventure Time." In the third episode of "The Islands" miniseries from the show in the eighth season, Finn the Human puts on insulating material to stay warm in a snow storm only for the weather to rapidly change. He has a large, almost Amazonian female companion named Susan who had appeared in many previous episodes. Finn makes allusions to her for humorous effect on occasion throughout the series. On this episode, once he gets warm, he says, "I'm sweatin' like an everyday Susan here." The phrase "everyday Susan" may at least subconsciously draw from the phrase "I'm sweatin' like a pig." Pigs are large and ungainly. In that way, Susan has some similarities. An everyday Susan may at the very least be somewhat of a bad connotation and/or a thing one would not necessarily want to be. A commoner, or a plebe, or an undesirable.

I'm sweatin' like an everyday Susan here!
Who does she think I am? An everyday Susan?
I don't know man. Not much there. Sort of an everyday Susan.

by Stephen W. Hawking September 6, 2019

Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.

I plan to lazy susan that bitch

by GloryJoel September 15, 2019

Slippery Susan

When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes

Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.

by Gaypex October 4, 2019

Dirty Susan

Dirty Susan is the grey haired middle aged woman on the cards in the Canadian smoke packs. If you receive a Dirty Susan in your pack it’s good luck, my friend.

“Hoh I just found a Dirty Susan in my smokes man !”

“Fuck around it’s just gonna be a good day eh!”

by Unco and neph June 3, 2020