Stroking your shit

Slang for male masturbation.

Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now

by buttfart33 November 17, 2023

Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023

strelqing

When you’re jelqing (Stretching your cock for hours to make it extra long) and stroking your shit at the same time. Very painful and pleasureful experience that can add inches to your cock and benefit your mental health.

I was strelqing my shit for 8 hours yesterday - Tim

Only eight? That’s light work nigga I was strelqing mah shit for twelve pussy - Eric

Holy shit, you defeated me dude - tim

by anonymous July 22, 2024

stroking the jetpack

Obviously this is referring to stroking your penis aka masturbating.

aggressive foreplay

jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)

defining, "stroking the jetpack." "i was stroking my jetpack while the hot gym teacher was inside her office.

ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."

by TheRea_ist August 18, 2024

strogging

when you cum yourself in the shower or bath tub

strogging like callum shannon every morning

by hamish barren August 18, 2024

shrowling

When you nut into your own mouth and swap it into another’s mouth and them into another’s (must be a group of 4 or more)

Yeah sorry about the mess mom me and my friends were shrowling in the garage all day yesterday

by Bensons balls April 11, 2024

Stroking it blind

The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area

“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”

by Heather Kerns April 23, 2024