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social meeds

When people say social medias, but want to sound cool.
I haven't checked my social meeds for minutes! I'm dying!
by #hastagtomanyhashtags March 2, 2017
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Social Potpourri

human fruit salad characteristic of multiple cultures
by mix me up January 11, 2008
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Socialized Puppet

Someone who is swayed by society's trends without taking into consideration if it is right or wrong. They act out of status and not hospitality.
"Bobby, why didn't you post a video online of you screaming while doing a handstand in the middle of the road? Everyone is doing it."
Bobby: Because I'm not a socialized puppet. That is complete socialized puppetry.
by Oal3000 February 18, 2021
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socially awesome

Describes someone who, after spending his childhood/adolescence/young adulthood being labelled "socially awkward" by insecure peers, finally gets his shit together and through experience learns how to be the life of the party.
Hey, remember that kid Lance who never knew what to say about the latest Jersey Shore episode? He was, like, soooo socially awkward.

No, he's socially awesome now, I totally saw him last weekend at the bar and he was telling the best jokes to a group of 50 people.
by Amerideutscher July 11, 2014
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social dandruff

When you're just really flaky.
Damn, he always cancels on us. He's got some serious social dandruff.
by @starlord88 February 8, 2018
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social bureaucracy

Social obligations as a result of the inherent hierarchical echelons of social relations.
She posted a comment on Facebook, pressured by the coercive forces of social bureaucracy.
by Boundless Universe March 19, 2015
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Social Alzheimer's

Social Alzheimer's is when a person with in a group that knows everyone acts as if they have never met them before after a period of being apart from the group. (Examples: work group,friends,team,ect...) separation time can vary in lengths anything form a day to a week, month, ect.....

Abbreviation: SALZ
How come on every time we come back to work Chris always acts like he doesn't know us on the first day?
That's because he has social Alzheimer's.
by crawldogg April 10, 2013
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