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Shiber

To screw up really bad, often not knowing that you did until after the fact. (Derived from korean television)
"Sorry, man. I didn't know you were having sex in there"
"That's why I told you to call FIRST"
"Sorry, didn't mean to shiber that for you."
by Rand0mAcc3ss February 9, 2015
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Roman Shield

The act of shitting on one's chest while receiving oral sex.

Cousin of the Cleveland Steamer.
I can be a Spartan for Halloween after my woman gives me a Roman Shield.
by The Fondant Family May 30, 2008
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shitehawk

someone who goes around trying to rip people off for goods, often door to door sales.
"Fuck off you shithawk, I don't want any of that shite your selling
by dave h April 23, 2003
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Shield

Shield, n.: Something to Hide Behind
A shield is an object from behind which one strikes blatantly and maliciously before ‎retreating again behind it to withstand the worst of an assault while he comfortably—and in ‎relative safety—plots when next to strike. See Phalanx In terms to law enforcement, this ‎translates as a malignant entity that betrays local, state or federal laws at the community’s ‎expense, and then when retaliation rears up, hides behind the hard-earned reputation of his ‎comrades in order to let the majority of the blow be lessened on the character of his colleagues, ‎all the while, preserving his own. See Bitch‎
"You just hit my car!"
Man staggers out of his car.
"It's okay, I'm a cop."
"I don't care if you're a cop, I know you're not on duty--I can smell the alcohol on you. I'm calling 911."
"You see this?" off-duty cop shows his shield. "This says I can do whatever I want, and if you bother me, I'll call for backup and make something up."
"Bitch, call the cops! I'd love to see you explain how you're drunk ass just hit my car!"
"Who do you think they're going to believe, you or a brother? We take care of our own!"
by DEV-il February 10, 2010
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shitenhousen

German for shithouse ive heard, a word i use alot durin the day instead of shit, it just adds that extra fanciness. If you say it in an aussie voice is sounds wicked as mate
Yea she had sex with that man hoare
Shitenhousen mate
by SarahMcBeara March 11, 2005
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shites

The post-Saves dregs of a cigarette indicated by the lettering just before the filter. Recipients of 'shites' may expect 2 to 3 pulls before necessarily having to stub the cigarette out. 'Shites' entails an increased risk of burning one's fingers and/or lips when compared to, for example, Saves. Those who ask for 'Shites' are generally disrespected and/or ignored and perhaps insulted.
"Giz' shites off that!"
"Shites? Shites?"

"Can I have Saves?"
"Yeah"
"Can I have Saves off Saves?"
"Shites?"
"Yeah"
"Go on then"
by cdsmith September 19, 2006
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Shiteater

Leslie; Someone who enjoys engaging in a feast of fecies.
Shiteater Leslie changes diapers, just so she can eat cheaply.
by Dean S. November 26, 2004
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