sausage cicadas

Sausage cicadas refers to the alarm going off on a sewage grinder, often referred to as a sausage chopper. Commonly found accompanying ghetto crickets.

I was woken up last night by the sausage cicadas at my neighbors house, I assumed they either love fake nature sounds or smelling their own shit .

by Shockwave001 May 13, 2023

Desk Sausage

When you steal one of your mate's sausages but you don't have a plate so you put it on your desk and forget about it. 10 minutes later, you look down at it and realised it has become a desk sausage.

That desk sausage is rank bro wtf

by UnexplainableBoy March 26, 2022

Seattle Sausage

When you add other objects and fillings to the empty space in ones condom as to create more girth.

Source; Some YouTube comment by a man called Jon
"Love to use the old Seattle side car, where you stuff other stuff in the condom to add girth."
I appropriated the name to Seattle Sausage because there was already a Seattle Sidecar.

"Dude I was with a girl and she said my penis was small, so I tricked her by pulling a Seattle Sausage on her."

by The ‘High’ Cleric April 21, 2021

Sausage buddies

It's like scissor sisters but with guys. Sausage buddies is another word for a gay, homo, or straight guy that haves sexual intercorse with another guy without being in a commited relationship.

Tom: Hey dude last night was fun.
Greg: Yea it was! We should definitely be sausage buddies.

by randomchip October 14, 2014

Sausage-Wallet

A place to keep your penis warm.

My Penis is cold
Well warm it in my sausage-wallet then!

by Draco Malfoy. November 10, 2007

sausage muncher

Noun: a German person. kraut fritz squarehead.

All my material fell flatter than a witches tit last night - there was a big crowd of sausage munchers in - and now they've taken all the sun loungers.

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

sausage feast

When four or more men, whose sexuality may be in question, share a bowl of ice cream with only one spoon.

I ordered some ice cream for my friends, but the waiter only brought one spoon. We knew it was about to be a sausage feast.

by patricklakeshore September 8, 2010