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Seattle Sausage

When you add other objects and fillings to the empty space in ones condom as to create more girth.

Source; Some YouTube comment by a man called Jon
"Love to use the old Seattle side car, where you stuff other stuff in the condom to add girth."
I appropriated the name to Seattle Sausage because there was already a Seattle Sidecar.
"Dude I was with a girl and she said my penis was small, so I tricked her by pulling a Seattle Sausage on her."
by The ‘High’ Cleric April 21, 2021
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Desk Sausage

When you steal one of your mate's sausages but you don't have a plate so you put it on your desk and forget about it. 10 minutes later, you look down at it and realised it has become a desk sausage.
That desk sausage is rank bro wtf
by UnexplainableBoy March 26, 2022
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Cumberland sausage

1. A form of sausage that originated in the ancient county of Cumberland, England, now part of Cumbria. They are traditionally very long, and sold rolled in a flat, circular coil, but within western Cumbria they are more often served in long curved lengths. There is also a rip-off of the Cumberland sausage called the Cumbernauld sausage, which is popular in Cumbernauld. The Cumbernauld sausage also has a rip-off called the Condorrat Sausage.

2. A penis that is like a Cumberland sausage (long, curled up). Some women like penises this long, but others do not. When the guy gets a boner, his trousers usually fall down. If the guy puts breadcrumbs on his Cumberland sausage, it will instantly make the woman who sees it faint.
1. For dinner tonight I'm having a Cumberland sausage. What are you having, a Cumbernauld sausage?

2. Have you seen that dude with the Cumberland sausage? He creeps me out.
by FunkDaBeat October 4, 2014
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Sausage buddies

It's like scissor sisters but with guys. Sausage buddies is another word for a gay, homo, or straight guy that haves sexual intercorse with another guy without being in a commited relationship.
Tom: Hey dude last night was fun.
Greg: Yea it was! We should definitely be sausage buddies.
by randomchip October 14, 2014
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Sausage-Wallet

A place to keep your penis warm.
My Penis is cold
Well warm it in my sausage-wallet then!
by Draco Malfoy. November 10, 2007
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sausage muncher

Noun: a German person. kraut fritz squarehead.
All my material fell flatter than a witches tit last night - there was a big crowd of sausage munchers in - and now they've taken all the sun loungers.
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sausage feast

When four or more men, whose sexuality may be in question, share a bowl of ice cream with only one spoon.
I ordered some ice cream for my friends, but the waiter only brought one spoon. We knew it was about to be a sausage feast.
by patricklakeshore September 8, 2010
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