a female who gets really drunk and horny, but is so wasted by the time u get her to your bed to slay her that she lays dead on the bed like a possum in the road.
by Shadie August 23, 2006

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by The sauce kid January 24, 2019

by Jdizzel December 23, 2013

Esco: Yo it's ESCO I probably can't come to the phone right now but leave a cool message at the beep.
*BEEP*
Pauly: It's Pauly, This DJ Esco's phones?
Tony: This is fuckin Esco's phone!
Pauly: Is this his numbers?
Tony: This his fuckin number on his instagram
Pauly: Well we heard you've been stealing sauce.
Tony: Ya not breaking break on the sauce stealin!
Pauly: You stealing my mothers recipes?
Tony: We got 16 flavors of MARINARA!
Pauly: We got some guys thats gonna bust you up.
Tony: Get the fucking Mama's MEAT GRINDER!
Pauly: Tell him what we've gonna do with um.
Tony: We got a fucking red sauce thats gonna be coming out cha head buddy!
Pauly: Thats not enough, we gonna do more than that.
Tony: We want the Alfredo sauce, we want the mama's sauce back from yeah!
Pauly: Mama Mia! Mama Mia!
Tony: You don't got a fucking recipe to nothin but stealing sauce buddy!
Pauly: I got 2 words for you HUH!.... Ya Mother!
Tony: You forgot to turn your location off bastard!
Pauly: And we took Snapchat and we did a screenshot!
Tony: Huh, we know you seen that shit!
Pauly: Huh, you see the screenshots! You think we don't know how to do that!
Tony: We can fucking hack anything, the opinator, the darkinator, fuckin Mama's sauce is the best sauce.
Pauly: Tony! Tony! Stand Down!
Tony: I'm sorry boss, my bad boss, my bad boss.
SDA1594
*BEEP*
Pauly: It's Pauly, This DJ Esco's phones?
Tony: This is fuckin Esco's phone!
Pauly: Is this his numbers?
Tony: This his fuckin number on his instagram
Pauly: Well we heard you've been stealing sauce.
Tony: Ya not breaking break on the sauce stealin!
Pauly: You stealing my mothers recipes?
Tony: We got 16 flavors of MARINARA!
Pauly: We got some guys thats gonna bust you up.
Tony: Get the fucking Mama's MEAT GRINDER!
Pauly: Tell him what we've gonna do with um.
Tony: We got a fucking red sauce thats gonna be coming out cha head buddy!
Pauly: Thats not enough, we gonna do more than that.
Tony: We want the Alfredo sauce, we want the mama's sauce back from yeah!
Pauly: Mama Mia! Mama Mia!
Tony: You don't got a fucking recipe to nothin but stealing sauce buddy!
Pauly: I got 2 words for you HUH!.... Ya Mother!
Tony: You forgot to turn your location off bastard!
Pauly: And we took Snapchat and we did a screenshot!
Tony: Huh, we know you seen that shit!
Pauly: Huh, you see the screenshots! You think we don't know how to do that!
Tony: We can fucking hack anything, the opinator, the darkinator, fuckin Mama's sauce is the best sauce.
Pauly: Tony! Tony! Stand Down!
Tony: I'm sorry boss, my bad boss, my bad boss.
SDA1594
by StealingSauce November 19, 2016
