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dragon riding

Sexual intercourse wherein one partner is positioned behind the other (i.e., "doggy style"), during which one or both partners are exceptionally high on hallucinogens, or at least have particularly good imaginations.
Boredom is the mother of innovation.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
by stardust crusader January 15, 2018
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Dreamland Ride

That feeling you get when you're high on a probable love affair especially when it's a crush or one sided love that doesn't get through due to either being in a friendzone or because the guy you like is a big time douche puppy or because he turns out to be a spineless traitor or simply because..... sigh!...... Circumstances.
It was my Dreamland Ride that came to an end coz he's the one who labeled me a hoe behind my back.
by CrazyHeadShit26J95 November 18, 2018
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ride with the stride

He's just seeing where the day takes him, and not acting ignorant (ride with the stride).
by wessozman August 17, 2012
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Backdoor Riding

by KiraAlita99 May 8, 2020
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flame ride

Anal sex after a long time of spicy Mexican food OR any kind of sex with a Ginger!
I took Lindsay for a flame ride!

Things didn't turn out - she gave me a flame ride!
by CanuckSlut June 12, 2010
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Cry ride

When having sex with with a crying person.
I tock this guy for a cry ride last night, It was realy awkward but kind of hot
by Clam shel July 13, 2016
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Ride the Lightning

A popular phrase used to refer to being electrocuted in an electric chair. Also used as an acronym for Let 'er buck, meaning to let the situation play out naturally and see what the results are.
Ted: I don't think I'm going to pass this exam tomorrow, I've barely studied for it and don't understand.

Bill: Sometimes you just have to Ride the Lightning and see what happens, I'm sure it'll work out.
by SomOfRambo December 6, 2019
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