rednecks

A person from Kentucky who is inbreed. They are sometimes racist, or they might just like the Confederate Flag and not be racist. They watch TV shows like the Dukes of Hazzard and Have over 10 Junk Cars in their pasture. And Chews tobacco, Flunked out of pre-school and always has a pick-up truck. They always have a fishin pole or shut gun with them and wears camo all the time.

I just saw a bunch of rednecks in the back of a truck try to chase a deer down.
I aint no redneck I am a hick.
I aint no redneck i am a hillbilly.

by John Sheehan December 8, 2006

redneck fire drill

Any disorganized, uncoordinated event.

I'll never go to that party again. It was like a redneck fire drill just for me to try to get the tickets for it!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

Redneck Blumpkin

An even grosser twist on the blumpkin that I randomly thought of one day. It is when a girl performs a blumpkin on a guy when he is shitting in a port-o-potty/port-o-john. Rumored to happen at the most redneck of places such as county fairs, nascar races and tractor pulls.

Mary-Sue gave Billy-Bob a redneck blumpkin at the tractor pull. This caused all Billy-Bob's friends to immediately become jealous and wish they could get one too. Billy-Bob was later quoted as saying "I'm gonna marry that girl one day".

by Ryan E from Sci-town August 18, 2010

redneck

The true people of the world today. We dont give a hoot how yall feel.

Josh is a redneck

by josh October 17, 2003

redneck intermediary

A person who acts as a go-between when non-rednecks need to interface with rednecks. A redneck intermediary is often sought for car repair for example.

Dude, you don't want to spend $2000 to have your transmission fixed. Find a redneck intermediary and he'll hook you up.

by hesher47581 January 8, 2009

Redneck Vasectomy

A man that is of little intelligence and a possible inbreeding that has had his privates burned, kicked or other possible non surgical procedures that has rendered him either sterile or severely damaged his sperm.

I had a Redneck Vasectomy, no need for no fancy doctors.

by Clarkiecat1003 December 2, 2010

Redneck Bonsai

N: The act of whacking a tree, or other woody plant with a shovel, snowplough, weed-whacker or other heavy blunt object and accidentally creating a bonsai. Often happens during intoxication or blunt ignorance of individual.

My father hit the Colorado Blue Spruce tree in the front yard, so now it is a redneck bonsai.

by Tesla'sballs May 4, 2011