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Retard O'clock

A special time, typically from around 9pm to midnight when you and your group of buddies start to laugh uncontrollably at the most stupid of jokes, obscure references and even ambient noises happening around you.

This mostly occurs when hanging out in a stressful or tiring environment (work, convention, birthday etc)

Typically, retard o'clock will get to a climax when ultimately, something will cause everyone to cry with laughter - equally as dumb as everything else uttered - for a few minutes straight, with some people possibly vacating company in order to isolate the chained laughter.The reason for what initially caused you all to laugh in the first place will be immediately forgotten.
I can't even believe that could be that funny, I had to run out of the room crying... and I don't even remember why. Must be Retard O'clock. It's way too late.
by FishyB November 8, 2010
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Retardacity

Being so blatantly ignorant and stupid, you shock and offend the public.
The shear retardacity of Sarah Palin, to say those things on television, it hurts me.
by Slackkidlb7 June 15, 2011
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Retard city

An area consumed of mostly retards.

An abundance of morons in one area.
“Hey George, how was work yesterday?”
“It was horrible, retard city.”
by Stephen WS November 2, 2018
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ghost retard

A ghost that is retarded. You know how when you have a ghost but it doesn't scare you, that ghost is surely retarded.
Holy shit mike, did you just hear that non-threatening sound?, I bet it is your ghost retard trying to scare us again.
by Tar-Baby January 14, 2010
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retard

A race of south-eastern English people, also known as chavs, who listen to garage music, slur their speach and smoke copious amounts of low-grade cannabis resin, with little or no education.
Genlemen let us leave, this McDonalds is full of retards.
by I-Iell Knight July 14, 2003
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retard porn

Noun: 1. Pornographic movies or pictures depicting individuals who have mental retardation (e.g. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, etc.) having sex and performing various sexual acts.

2. Really funny/fucked up shit.
Dude #1: Shit bro, what's wrong with that porn slut's eyes...they're all cross-eyed and shit.

Dude #2: Na, that's normal, it's retard porn.

Dude #1: Man that's fucked up. The dude's slapping the back of her head and screaming like a howler monkey.
by Ryan Mor February 9, 2012
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hardcore retarded

A situation, instance, individual, something that is mentally retarded to the next power or to the extreme.
by s__money May 19, 2008
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