When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*

Hey Elliott

Hey Elliott did you here “ When you stop receiving LEGO on your 100th Birthday *OLD YODA*”?

“No Jack I have not heard that one before!”

by Jdnshxhsjznznz December 28, 2019

assk and ye shall receive

What da scripture-passage REALLY means, although devout Christians will never admit it.

If you gots a nice shapely butt, tongue-lolling hornies will likely do/allow whatever you desire if you permit said tush-admirers to touch/squeeze/spank it --- "assk and ye shall receive".

by QuacksO April 16, 2020

forgot the receipt

This is an expression used when someone takes a dump in the public bathroom without wiping or flushing. In this context, receipt means toilet paper.

"Ew..."
"What?"
"Someone forgot the receipt!"
"That's disgusting."

by Random_Wordz January 24, 2022

Today I received a Bandi

To receive a excessively long monologue in the form of a message, on any kind of chat platform.

Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.

by xMinister February 10, 2022

onion soup recipe

ingredients: onions, garlic, water, green onions, salami, green beans, soy sauce, fish sauce, plum sauce, salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, chilli flakes, pepper.

recipe:

slice an onion until you have 15 even pieces, 3 pieces of garlic as well

put the pieces in a bowl with lots of water and microwave for 5 minutes on high or 7 minutes on low
pour the onions, garlic and onion water in bowl
add 10 slices of salami sliced
add onion and garlic powder
add the rest to your desired taste.

wow this onion soup recipe is mad fye el hombre

by RupertCambridge February 6, 2023

KFC's secret recipe

1 egg beaten
1 cup buttermilk
1 cup all-purpose flour
one 3 pound chicken cut into 6 pieces
1/3 pound of crisco
1 teaspoon ground oregano
1 teaspoon chilli powder
1 teaspoon ground sage
1 teaspoon dried basil
1 teaspoon dried marjoram
1 teaspoon pepper
2 teaspoons salt
2 Tablespoons paprika
1 teaspoon onion salt
1 teaspoon garlic powder
2 Tablespoons accent (MSG based seasoning

I like KFC's secret recipe i guess.

by ellomateee1123 May 24, 2023

Banana bread recipe

1) A list of actions and ingredients needed to make banana bread

2) A way of speaking and communicating to your friends in a funny way

1) Ex.
Martha needed the banana bread recipe to make her first ever banana bread.

2) Ex.
Elly always speaks to Ellie in banana bread recipe when she is feeling happy.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024